Thursday, January 17, 2008

Like fingernails on a chalkboard

Oh dear god. I'm writing an article right now, and someone in the apartment above me has terrible smooth jazz playing very loudly. Elevator music quality. And it's on loop. As though it didn't repeat the same theme over and over again anyway, with a disgusting amount of major sevenths and over-done guitar tremelos.

hang on, it just stopped.

now there's a telephoned voice...
oh god, this is ON HOLD music.

Someone's speaker phone is actually that loud...


Picking up my guitar and figuring out the three boring riffs has thus far been of no help.
I need to get to a good stopping point and then get out of here for a little while.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"The Hardest Button to Button" by the White Stripes is the only song that should ever be used as hold music.

gyra said...

!
i would call customer service all. the. time.

Maggie said...

"The Hardest Button to Button" by the White Stripes is the only song that should ever be used as hold music.